Adam im sorry about your cousin, but Damo is actually right your being way over the top with your reaction especially when people give you "banter". Chill out and learn to take a joke at times from people otherwise they'll keep doing it to you.

No we was asked to do as many swear words as possible and I won of course. But obviously the C word isn’t your average swearword!

Can’t say anything thing in a classroom full of lasses though can you without offending them. One lass asked how she could get pass me and I said she should lose weight. Went crying to the course manager.

Said something remotely amusing about caravans and the lass from Castleford gave me a right dirty look!

I should count myself lucky as I’ve just got a seven day ban on the sinbin.



If safe to go on they now people!

1. I dont stalk players
2. Im not a Liverpool fan.
3. My cousin did die from banging his head, Dylan Oakes and was on the front of Evening post due to nursery staff not been around in the playground, so thats not a lie.
4. I wasnt going to be a father.

ohh.. and i apologise

Thats a good place to draw a line