you wouldn't believe it,  I have had a Wakefield express sales man at my door, this is how it went when I opened my door,
afternoon sir we just calling around the neighborhood to see if you read the WE I take it you do (me wearing my Trin shirt on) good paper isn't it  

 he then had to listen to ten minutes of me ranting how  it was, and how for the last year or so haven't bought it and how its not good enough for my guinea pigs crap on it  
 
 
he then went on to the YEP 

 get in and view this so I showed him the biased view of the stadium and the timing of the publicity, his mate was laughing outside and joked about phoning the police  

 (this was all in good humour) but all he could say was  I only sell the paper  
 
 
when he left my eldest son was in stitches laughing at me saying I owned the two  
 
  
 so be on our guard  
 
 
TRB they might come your way