3 - Light Mayonnaise

4 - Lollipop ladies that stand at pelican crossings

5 - Lollipop ladies, full stop. The world is already over-populated, nothing wrong with a few child mortalities due to road traffic accidents thinning out the numbers a little.

It tastes like coffee (i.e. Nice), and doesn't keep you up all night and/or give you headaches. What's not to get?

I pass 4 on my way to college. I feel like getting out and asking, why?

Oh and one that stands where the traffic is garunteed to be crawling at school time!



Thankfully the majority are only volunteers.

I suppose the word 'light' will never be understood by a fatty.

You can't use the word 'fatty' any more, not PC and all that.



Instead you've got to use 'Dietally challenged'.

a) Volunteer or not, they're not helping. Surely the child needs to learn that you press the button, wait for the green man before still looking both ways, and carefully crossing the road.



and b) How much does a Pelican Crossing cost, and what was the point in paying to have one put there if there's somebody perfectly willing to stand there doing the job for the cost of a coat and a stick.

There's your new username right there....

Coffee gives you head ache? oooooh soft lad!!!





I like coffee to wake me up. Decaff just doesn't get me up.

Was feeling impulsive this morning and bought tickets for the final from the RFL. Haven't been to Wembley since 1999, or the CC final since 2003. Figured that it is probably the only final Leeds will make this season, and the wife has only seen finals at Old Trafford before. It's nice that we're massive underdogs - maybe it will be third time lucky for me after going in 94 and 95?

If I drink more than 4 or 5 cups then yes. I normally switch to Decaff around lunch time. With one un-buttered, rice cracker, 2 grapes, and a glass of triple filtered mineral water. I buy bottled filtered water, then run it through a water filter another couple of times just to be sure. Obviously after I've run a couple of pH tests on it. Not doing that would be suicide.



Anyway.... who you calling a soft lad!?