help required, i'm looking for an alternative to this massive waste of money, i need to find an event or location (in this country) preferably a sporting event to go to where i will not be bombarded by visual images/talk of this total bag of shiyte.

suggestions please, what are other people doing?

I'm painting my house, by the time the ceremony starts I should have covered at least three big walls, come round and watch that dry with me if you want?

I'm gigging not far from yours that night mate !

I'm going to be working on what will probably be the busiest day of the year/working career for me.
Countless roads closed plus zone 1 at a stand still, fun fun fun.

Are you a Vicar?

A vicar?

Like a crystal ball reader with more credibilty, nah the only big man in the sky i believe in is Stelios

Ah, thought you were in charge of the ceremony then

Maybe watch grass grow, paint drying, snail watching.

Up the wall spider racing.

Hours of fun for the whole family.

Hyde Park - watch it on the big screens and soak up the atmosphere. (Weather permitting.)

I'm using it as an excuse to have some friends round. Few beers, BBQ, a laugh. We'll stick it on the TV and mock the rich people. Also, let's be honest about this, Middleton is well fit. Worth watching for that alone.

Reminiscing about working as a student at Thames Board Mills when Charlie and Di tied the knot. TRIPLE time and didnt have to watch it!